My strength

Lately, the strongest
part of my golf game has been
the walk between shots.

Rain

Rain, rain, go away.
Come again some other day.
I want to play golf.

I got a hole-in-one

Hey! Did I tell you
that I got a hole-in-one?
Yes! A hole-in-one!

Bagpipes

Golf was invented
by the same people who think
bagpipes make music.

50-37

50 on the front.
37 on the back.
I’ve got all the shots.