Haiku Golfer http://haikugolfer.wordpress.com The Haiku Golfer: / Experience the union / of golf and haiku. Sun, 30 Aug 2009 01:17:34 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ en hourly 1 http://www.gravatar.com/blavatar/c3167ee6d4fd95f5f9dd106411d67a6f?s=96&d=http://s.wordpress.com/i/buttonw-com.png Haiku Golfer http://haikugolfer.wordpress.com Redemption http://haikugolfer.wordpress.com/2009/08/29/redemption/ http://haikugolfer.wordpress.com/2009/08/29/redemption/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 01:17:07 +0000 dju316 http://haikugolfer.wordpress.com/?p=322 ]]>

A good putt redeems
a bad shot but nothing can
redeem a bad putt.

Posted in golf instruction ]]> http://haikugolfer.wordpress.com/2009/08/29/redemption/feed/ 0 dju316 Productive practice http://haikugolfer.wordpress.com/2009/08/28/productive-practice/ http://haikugolfer.wordpress.com/2009/08/28/productive-practice/#comments Sat, 29 Aug 2009 00:57:27 +0000 dju316 http://haikugolfer.wordpress.com/?p=320 ]]>

While you’re beating balls
I’ll be chipping and putting.
Let’s double our bet.

Posted in golf instruction, golf trash talk ]]> http://haikugolfer.wordpress.com/2009/08/28/productive-practice/feed/ 0 dju316 Another strange round http://haikugolfer.wordpress.com/2009/08/26/another-strange-round/ http://haikugolfer.wordpress.com/2009/08/26/another-strange-round/#comments Wed, 26 Aug 2009 20:07:08 +0000 dju316 http://haikugolfer.wordpress.com/?p=318 ]]>

I parred all of the
par-three holes today and I
barely broke ninety.

Posted in golf in a nutshell ]]> http://haikugolfer.wordpress.com/2009/08/26/another-strange-round/feed/ 0 dju316 Commit to the shot http://haikugolfer.wordpress.com/2009/05/22/commit-to-the-shot/ http://haikugolfer.wordpress.com/2009/05/22/commit-to-the-shot/#comments Fri, 22 May 2009 17:00:15 +0000 dju316 http://haikugolfer.wordpress.com/?p=312 ]]>

The wrong club swung with
confidence beats the right club
swung tentatively.

Posted in golf instruction Tagged: club selection, golf instruction ]]> http://haikugolfer.wordpress.com/2009/05/22/commit-to-the-shot/feed/ 0 dju316 PBFU http://haikugolfer.wordpress.com/2009/05/20/pbfu/ http://haikugolfer.wordpress.com/2009/05/20/pbfu/#comments Wed, 20 May 2009 18:28:42 +0000 dju316 http://haikugolfer.wordpress.com/2009/05/20/pbfu/ ]]>

The PBFU
is bad. Even worse is the
PFUFU.

Posted in golf humor Tagged: golf humor, PBFU ]]> http://haikugolfer.wordpress.com/2009/05/20/pbfu/feed/ 0 dju316 My strength http://haikugolfer.wordpress.com/2009/05/13/my-strength/ http://haikugolfer.wordpress.com/2009/05/13/my-strength/#comments Wed, 13 May 2009 17:07:52 +0000 dju316 http://haikugolfer.wordpress.com/?p=309 ]]>

Lately, the strongest
part of my golf game has been
the walk between shots.

Posted in golf humor Tagged: golf humor ]]> http://haikugolfer.wordpress.com/2009/05/13/my-strength/feed/ 0 dju316 Rain http://haikugolfer.wordpress.com/2009/03/14/rain/ http://haikugolfer.wordpress.com/2009/03/14/rain/#comments Sat, 14 Mar 2009 14:10:59 +0000 dju316 http://haikugolfer.wordpress.com/2009/03/14/rain/ ]]>

Rain, rain, go away.
Come again some other day.
I want to play golf.

Posted in golf weather Tagged: golf weather, rain ]]> http://haikugolfer.wordpress.com/2009/03/14/rain/feed/ 0 dju316 I got a hole-in-one http://haikugolfer.wordpress.com/2009/03/04/i-got-a-hole-in-one/ http://haikugolfer.wordpress.com/2009/03/04/i-got-a-hole-in-one/#comments Wed, 04 Mar 2009 13:10:36 +0000 dju316 http://haikugolfer.wordpress.com/?p=304 ]]>

Hey! Did I tell you
that I got a hole-in-one?
Yes! A hole-in-one!

Posted in the joy of golf Tagged: golf, hole-in-one ]]> http://haikugolfer.wordpress.com/2009/03/04/i-got-a-hole-in-one/feed/ 0 dju316 Bagpipes http://haikugolfer.wordpress.com/2009/02/18/bagpipes/ http://haikugolfer.wordpress.com/2009/02/18/bagpipes/#comments Wed, 18 Feb 2009 18:36:44 +0000 dju316 http://haikugolfer.wordpress.com/2009/02/18/bagpipes/ ]]>

Golf was invented
by the same people who think
bagpipes make music.

Posted in golf humor Tagged: bagpipes, golf humor ]]> http://haikugolfer.wordpress.com/2009/02/18/bagpipes/feed/ 0 dju316 50-37 http://haikugolfer.wordpress.com/2008/11/05/50-37/ http://haikugolfer.wordpress.com/2008/11/05/50-37/#comments Thu, 06 Nov 2008 00:09:38 +0000 dju316 http://haikugolfer.wordpress.com/?p=300 ]]>

50 on the front.
37 on the back.
I’ve got all the shots.

Posted in golf humor Tagged: all the shots, golf, golf humor, haiku ]]> http://haikugolfer.wordpress.com/2008/11/05/50-37/feed/ 0 dju316