I got a hole-in-one

Hey! Did I tell you
that I got a hole-in-one?
Yes! A hole-in-one!

Priorities

You can go to the
football game.  I’ll play golf and
catch it on TV.

Good miss

That was a good miss.
I love the good miss.  It’s the
backbone of my game.

Two balls

This morning I played
two balls for eighteen holes and
finished by noon.  Sweet!

Blind squirrel finds acorn

If you saw me hit
that last shot you would think I
know what I’m doing.