Awful bounce

What an awful bounce.
That was my best shot all day.
The golf gods owe me.

Curse

Don’t curse the golf gods.
They will retaliate, so
it’s just not worth it.

Fickle

The golf gods giveth.
The golf gods taketh away.
The fickle golf gods.

Breaks

You get a lot of
bad breaks.  You deserve a good
one once in a while.

Golf’s tragic figure

If there’s anyone
who the golf gods owe big time,
it is Greg Norman.