Productive practice

While you’re beating balls
I’ll be chipping and putting.
Let’s double our bet.

Trash talk

Trash talking is the
strongest part of my golf game.
So pay attention.

Your “A” game

Big match tomorrow.
You’d better bring your “A” game.
You’re gonna need it.

Bad putter

There’s no way you can
beat me. You have to putt on
every single hole.

The equalizer

You’re a bad putter.
That’s why we call your putter
the equalizer.