Another strange round

I parred all of the
par-three holes today and I
barely broke ninety.

Good miss

That was a good miss.
I love the good miss.  It’s the
backbone of my game.

Whine

Good golfers get good
breaks, bad golfers get bad breaks,
and all golfers whine.

Aerified greens

The aerified the
greens yesterday. Time to take
a couple weeks off.

Big bet

This five dollar bill
must have exchanged hands at least
fifty times this year.