Picking partners

Toss the balls up to
pick partners.  On most days this
determines who wins.

Play it as it lies

You don’t need to learn
many rules if you always
play it as it lies.

You’ll never hear this

You’ll never hear this:
“Hang in there, Tiger.  You get
a shot on this hole.”

Hammer down

Thirteenth tee.  All square.
Time to put the hammer down.
Let’s crush these guys.

Curse

Don’t curse the golf gods.
They will retaliate, so
it’s just not worth it.